Sunday, 20 April 2014
The Zombie Apocalypse... sponsored by the NRA?
Here are the top signs that the Zombie Apocalypse (in fiction at least!) is sponsored by the NRA:
- Ammunition caches are the centre of every surviving colony.
- No one shoots a gun, without first a description of its caliber and specs.
- The hero's all pack heat, a hockey stick, apparently, is a poor substitute for a rifle.
- True preppers may prefer sling shots, but not in Zombie fiction! There is always a handy stack of weapons and ammo at hand.
I often wonder, living as I do in a country with strict gun controls, how exactly am I expected to survive the coming of the Zombie?
According to popular Zombie reads, the answer is simple.