What has got me fired up? Well in a phrase, Mummy Porn (and no, I am not referring to the erotic Egyption, bandage wearing undead!), the cheekily named explosion of saucy 'literature' aimed squarely at the e -reading female populace of the world.
Since these books somehow move me beyond the ability to speak I have drawn the following informative diagram explaining the source of my angst.
Obviously a career in art is just around the corner.....
Well, I feel better now! Hope the feeling is mutual :)